In the spirit of TMI Tuesday, I wanted to confess that, since joining Facebook approximately 11 days ago I have connected and reconnected with 135 people and counting. Many of them are from my past ~ high school, college, the summers between and the period before I got married. And so, consequently, there are quite a few men who I have always wondered about. Specifically, what they would be like to fuck. And, now I am wondering if I might get that chance with any of them (the still single or divorced ones, that is). We shall see.
Until then, a little more maybe, than you wanted to know, about Sadie. TMI? You decide.
1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
Last week, when my next door neighbors music woke me up at 3 am. They were having yet another after party. It was a Thursday. I was looking for my earplugs, but they didn't help at all. We have to fucking move. Like, now.
2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
I am pretty darn comfy being naked. I walk around the house in lacy panties and a tank top most mornings. And, honestly, I think I look better naked than I do clothed sometimes. It's taken me years to get comfortable with my body, but I am finally almost totally there ;)
3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
God, I have no idea. A week? Shit, once I started fucking there was just no stopping me.
4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
No, not since I was a teenager. Hubby and I tried once, but were chased away by a group of drunken rednecks. Scared the begeezus out of us. I have given blowjobs and been licked and sucked in cars (stationary ones) in recent years.
5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
At the moment I have Pleurisy, which is an infection of the pleural lining of the lung. It hurts to cough, sneeze, breathe, talk, move, be awake. I can't drink or smoke, so at the moment, I am seeking solace in foods I may not ordinarily eat. Like bacon and egg tacos, bbq sandwiches and cheeseburgers. I even indulged in a few bites of carrot cake yesterday, but it was vegan so I didn't have too much guilt. I know I'll have to hit that gym pretty hard after I get well. Fuck, then there's Thanksgiving!! The gluttony won't stop until after new years.
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited
Kink. Brink. Cumslut.
b) make you squirm
Vibrate. Pulsate. Pound.
c) make you laugh
Flotsam. Fanny. Sproing.
Have a great Tuesday, y'all!
This is where I got the word Sproing. It will probably make you laugh, too.
5 comments:
Sproing! Now THAT is a funny, and very descriptive, fucking word!
(And this is also funny...my word verification word is "sllutty". Now how ironic is that?)
Pleursy.. That sucks..
Especially when you've got the dry hacking cough, and the tickle in your throat..
Then it's just pure torture..
So my fine, kinky, pulsating cumslut on the brink of getting a good vibrating pounding..
How's life treating you besides all that? *innocent look*
Well, I cannot take credit. It's a word from SNL. In fact, I will see if I can track down the video and post it.
And, J, I am always good, even if I am in lung pain. Thanks for asking! xoxo~Sadie
Southern V, that is hysterical that you got the word slutty as your verification word. Perfection!!
xo~Sadie
Now there's a word you don't hear every day....Cumslut. But it's a fun one. ;)
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