Election day. I am very excited! Hubby and I spent the morning voting, then running errands for our election party tonight. Our last stop was the democratic headquarters. The energy in the building was buzzing with optimism.
And, before the afternoon is over, we intend to have a pre-election-results FUCK.
So, since I am distracted today, I thought I would go with the Tuesday TMI that lots of bloggers use, answering a series of weekly questions.
So, here we go. The questions are decidedly vanilla, so I will sex the answers up a bit. Hope you don't mind ~
1. Have you ever had a moving violation? An auto accident? That was your fault?
Fuck yes! I am a horny 40-year-old who drives like one. I have been in accidents that weren't my fault, but luckily I have never been involved an accident while I was giving a blow job to someone. Given plenty of those in moving, as well as idling vehicles.
Fuck yes! I remember campaigning for Mondale and Ferraro in 1984. Of course, I was only 13, so I couldn't vote. But, I could masturbate. And I did, every day. That counts, yes?
3. Are you glad this election cycle is over?
Fuck yes! Although, really, it isn't technically over until Obama wins. I wonder if he'll get a blow-job from Michelle tonight. If she is too tired, I'd gladly oblige.
4. Do you have guilty pleasure? What is it (or are they)?
Fuck yes! Fried foods. I am living in a place that will deep-fucking-fry anymotherfucking thang. Pickles, ice cream, avocado, bananas, bacon.... ANYTHING*. I will indulge and immediately see it in my thighs and feel the anxious guilt build in my chest. It sucks, but often it's worth it. Besides, a good fuck can burn off the calories.
5. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done recently?
Fuck? Yes.
No, probably when I fell in front of my friends on the back patio of a bar we were drinking at the night before my 40th birthday. I had some seriously awesome sex the next morning though.
Bonus: How much impact has the Wall Street and general economic wilt had on you?
Wall Street and the economic melt-down will never ever impact how much sex Sadie has.
Thank fucking god.
Happy Tuesday y'all! Get out there and vote if you haven't yet!!!!!
*UPDATE~I just found a place that serves deep fried chocolate chip cookies!!! OMFG...
2 comments:
Sad to say, I sense a rabid Obama fan here, and I'm not a fan of either..
To me, I don't think it really matters who's going to lead this time around, because whomever it is will be SCREWED.
Economy in crisis, markets fluctuating like a dinghy on high seas in the middle of a hurricane, THREE wars being fought, none of which can really see any kind of end or resolution, and taxes and gas prices keep playing with emotions all around.
It's ugly, and it's only going to get worse!
I think I'll take your advice, and go find some sex to forget about it all!
I know you are not a fan of Obama, but many are! And, I hope you are wrong that it can only get worse.
Hope is about all we have now... and if I am rabid "anything", it's a foaming-at-the-mouth optimist :)
And, yes, go get laid. Sex is the cure of all ills.
xo~Sadie
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