Last week, I was contacted by an old high school classmate on Facebook. I just recently joined and I have been having a ton of fun reconnecting with old friends. I must say it is slightly addictive.
Okay, it is extremely addictive. It's like social networking crack.
But, this particular guy added me as a friend and, while I recognized his name and face, I couldn't exactly remember him. There were 3,000 kids in my high school. It's pretty easy to remember a face but not know exactly why.
So, he and I chatted on IM and he says, "Don't you remember, we dated?"
Hmmmmm..... nope.
And while I sat there wracking my brain, trying to place this guy that I dated, he tells me that we had an encounter in his El Camino. Yep. An El fucking Camino.
And when I asked him if we made out in that El Camino (not outside the realm of possibility for me at the time ~ I made out with plenty of guys in cars while in high school) he answered with, "Oh, yes, that and much more".
Fuck!
I had no memory of it. Not an inkling. Not a smidgen. Not the faintest recollection of him, of us, or his fucking El Camino. But when he said "Remember, Jim Brown? You fucked him, too. And not too long ago, your name came up and we compared notes".
Double fuck.
Apparently, according to this guy, I was a "ninja" in the sack.
And that's when it hit me. He's got the wrong girl.
"How old were we at the time that we "dated"?", I asked. "Oh, about 14 or 15", he replied.
Whew!!! It was settled. I was definitely a virgin until I was 17, and my first time was with Billy Smith. And it was many years later that I would ever achieve "ninja" status.
But, to be fair, for a 14 or 15 year old boy, any girl he fucked would qualify as a "ninja" in bed.
But, this particular girl was not Slayer Sadie.
11 comments:
don't know you well enough to know if this is fact or fiction but I will say its one helluva piece of writing :-) thanks for the warm glow ♥
Condoms, this chick is for real. She writes like a ninja (nice reference). Stick around...it gets better.
And BTW, I dated a guy with an El Camino and I fucked him in the "bed" of it one night - now I was 21...but it was still and El Camino.
I hope you told him that it wasn't you, Sadie!
Thanks Southern V, for the backup. Yes, condoms, this is at true story and I'm glad you liked it.
And, yes, I told him it wasn't me. He was pretty embarrassed. I was just so thankful that I hadn't spaced something like that! I have fucked many people in my lifetime, but I am happy to say that I could happily identify each and every one of them in a line-up if I had to. That's not to say I would remember their names ;) xo~Sadie
I feel like I missed out on an important era of automobiles. There is nothing sexy about taking someone hard and fast in a '93 Camry.
Nothing.
I agree with Brad..
My little Toyota Yaris would get it's butt kicked if I decided to climb into the back seat and try to get it on now!
Give me a nice Buick, or even one of the old Chrystler wagons, and we'll see how well the suspension is tuned!
Well, this has sparked a wonderful banter about fucking in cars!
C'mon everyone! Disclose your favorite, or least favorite make or model of automobile that you've fucked or sucked or licked in!!
xo~Sadie
Favorite? Had to be the Porsche Boxter that I'd been playing around in while "housesitting" for a doctor who'd left town for a few weeks!
Most memorable? My trusty old 1971 VW Bug.. Down by the train tracks..
If the bug wasn't shaking from something inside, it definitely got some good shaking from stuff going on outside!
Seems to be a trend going on here. I started on Facebook less than a month ago, and people have been coming out of the woodworks. HS, Middle school, fraternity, and other friends I know. It is insane, many I've not seen in years or now more than a decade or two.
The story was hilarious. I'm terrible with names myself, but I can usually remember a face pretty well.
I have to put in a vote for the Armada...very roomy for those of us who like to get a bit athletic with our fucking in vehicles!
Wanted to pop in and say how much I'm loving your blog! Its awesome and you totally rock!
I blogrolled you and I hope thats okay!
Swingerwife, I am so glad you like my blog as I am a fan of yours. Thanks for blogrolling me, I put you on mine as well :)
And, I remember the Armada!!! xo~Sadie
I may be easily amused; however, I'm finding it so hard to believe any 15 year old was driving an El Camino...
...but, none of this matter. It is a fine story, and indicative of what emerges on Facebook.
Bless you, Sadie..you really are sexy! Very funny too!:)
Happy Sugasm!
~x~SinfullyAnon.
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