Once Upon a Time. Confession #70

I haven't been sleeping well lately. I have trouble falling asleep and I can't seem to stay asleep for very long, waking up several times in the night.

I have had sleep issues since as far back as I can remember. They creep up on me in times of intense stress. Which means that not only am I just stressed out, but I am also extremely tired all the time. It's a bad combo for Sadie because it decreases her sex drive exponentially. It sucks, too, because what better stress reliever is there than multiple orgasms?

Falling asleep and staying there isn't the only problem I have had with sleep. I also tend toward sleep-walking. I was told that once, when I was seven, I appeared sulking into the living room late one night where my parents sat having cocktails with friends. I walked over to my dad, turned around, lifted up my nightgown, pulled down my panties and attempted to sit on my dad's lap, sure that it was a toilet seat. Luckily, dad figured it out and carried me quickly to the bathroom. And, as an adult, my husband once awoke to find me rifling aggressively through my closet, trying desperately to claw my way through to the other side as I screamed and kicked through flying shoes and jumping jeans. Or the time when I woke myself up in a puddle of sweat on the floor screaming to Hubby that the walls and ceiling were caving in on us and "OHMYGOD, we're gonna die!!!!"

And, of course, I talk in my sleep. And I cry in my sleep. And I laugh in my sleep. And I fry in my sleep. And, yes, I have even peed in my sleep (once). But, my favorite, of course, is cumming in my sleep. Cumming from a wet dream or cumming from fucking. In my sleep.

Yes, I have fucked Hubby while asleep several times now. And, it is always initiated by me. I may simply grab his cock with my hand and get to work, or I may rub my ass up against his dick until it's hard and beg him to enter me from behind. He doesn't always know that I am asleep, but he wouldn't pass up an opportunity to fuck me, awake or not. And I assume it's good, but, unfortunately, I never remember. But it is always fun to hear Hubby outline the details of the event the next morning.

So those are some of my soporific, slumberous, somniferous sleep stories.

*yawn*

Now Sadie is super sleepy.